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Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009
5:52 pm
Wow? This still exists? Fun. I'll be updating more regularly I guess, letting the world know what I've been up to.

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Friday, November 2nd, 2007
9:26 pm - My second flash movie for the Adventures of Brilliant Pirate Captain Gnomey

This is bonus comic number 2 of the Brilliant adventures of pirate captain gnomey after it reached comic number 100 on Halloween. It's in flash but it doesn't have movement or anything. I intentionally made it so that it was only slightly more work than a comic would have been so it would still be special, but only a little so.

That being said, it's about the worst team up of super villains ever.

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Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
4:46 pm

Watch this, it's awesome. Or you can watch in order. But easily the one above is the best, if you won't watch all of them, just watch the one above. But it's called I'm a Marvel, I'm a DC.



Watch these last 5 at least if nothing else.

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Monday, September 17th, 2007
9:12 pm

Robert Jordan died, damn it. Those books were my second true step towards emmersing myself in fantasy, and for a long time were my favorite series. Dragonlance had been the first, but the wheel of time wasn't done.

Though he did leave enough notes to finish the story apparently, I have a feeling the author won't be able to write it like Jordan, in first person narrative, so that you see through their eyes and their head. Damn it. Oh well.

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Sunday, July 1st, 2007
6:36 pm

*dusts off journal*

Yeah, I'm going to start keeping up my live journal again. Mostly cause my plan to make no one know what was going on with me worked SO well that...no one knew what the hell was up with me.

Obviously, I rule in all I attempt to do.

Or something. Anyways, where should I begin?

My comics. I'll start with my comics. The Saga of Gager has been on hiatus for almost a whole year now. But not only that, I want it apparent the hiatus is going to last till I'm out of college. It had many projects that interrupted the main story, and by the time I go back and work on it, the original address will be completely gone. By then, I will have put the comic on a new server, or reposted everything minus the stuff that interrupted it. Those stories will have their own comic areas that can be reached elsewhere and will be updated sporadically In any occasion, I do plan to finish Gager. But it can't be before I'm out of college.

The Adventures of Pirate Captain Gnomey, however, can be located here. http://www.freewebs.com/gagernick/index.htm It's up to comic number 91.

As for me, I moved to Texas with my family. I've been going to the nearby community college to get a few of my early courses finished and pull back up my GPA. When I go back to UL, I'll be able to finish my year out and graduate. That's the plan.

current mood: okay

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Thursday, April 5th, 2007
2:25 pm - I think this is kind of funny, but only cause I can invision the Gnome Lord doing the same.

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Tuesday, November 7th, 2006
8:28 pm
I voted today.

Did you?

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Monday, September 4th, 2006
1:48 pm
Well, the Crocidile hunter has died. Ironically, he was killed by a 'harmless creature', while shooting a documentary called "The most dangerous creatures in the sea." He was killed by a stingray. (They were not part of that documentary)

Those things have always creeped me out, so I'm not that suprised. But what I find ironic is that he deals with deadly and dangerous creatures all the time, and he's killed by a creature that people have always thought was mostly harmless. Which makes most people rather suprised I've found.

Well, I'm not sure what else to say. Except,

"Crikey! It appears that a Stingray has put it's poisoinous barb through my heart! But don't worry, I'll walk it off!" Plop.

Ah Steve, Steve, Steve. You joked about your death by animals so much, and in so many different movies and commercials that I can't help but feel amused even now.

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Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
11:27 am
This was a blog game, but I have no intention of playing the whole game thing. Here's just my 16 favorite movies with some quotes from them.

1. "Nononononononononononononono. Cause if this was a bomb, all the bomb detectors would go off, because all these hotels have bomb detectors." The Fifth Element
2. "THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!" The Lord of the Rings (All three)
3. "And I thought they smelled bad, on the outside." Star Wars (We'll just go with all 6 of them)
4. "Now stay close...do exactly as I say...ready...get ready...GET HER!!" Ghostbusters
5. "Looks like somebody doesn't have your back anymore." Constantine
6. "So what now Jack, two immortals locked in battle forever until the end of time?" "Or you could surrender." Pirates of the Caribean 1 and 2
7. "Seriously twitchey, we're going to have to put you on decaf." Hoodwinked
8. "You shot the invisible swordsman." "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS THERE!!" Three Amigos
9. "You're not Superman you know." Spider man 1 & 2
10. "Did you see that! He just stole our black root! Don't worry, I'll get you more." Willow
11. "All this time I've wanted to kill the man who killed my parents. And now I never will." Batman Begins
12. "Forget the ring! I found it in a quacker jack box!!" Space Balls
13. "But how? I'm a friggin demon..." Dogma
14. "What are the odds that trap door led me down here?" Emperores New Groove
15. "Oh my God, I killed Harry Potter!!" Harry Potter (All of them we'll say again)
16. "" Armagedon

17. "But the cat came back, the very next day. Oh yes the cat came back, they thought he was a goner, but the cat came back. He just wouldn't stay away!" The cat came back the very next day.

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Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
11:32 pm - The worst birthday ever part 2
The worst birthday ever does not mean it was a complete shit stain. It just means most of it was. And that it was worse than all birthday's previous. Sadly, there were only 3 moments in my day that I really enjoyed or weren't shitty in some way, even if I only discovered they were shitty moments later in the day.

Let's start off with the fact that I had to walk to school since until a few hours ago, I still had no car.

After that, I was confident about the rest of the day. But no one I know had any money. They couldn't celebrate my birthday, and Dad doesn't live here anymore. Now I have no money. This is because I spent my money so that we all could have a nice time on my birthday. I bought my own cake mix and cream. I bought hair dye so I could dye my hair gray finally. I bought picadilly for me and Becky. Becky couldn't pay, AND she was more expensive than me.

As you heard, I bought the cake mix. But sadly. I have no cake. Or cupcakes as the plan was since she can't bake a cake. It didn't matter because Becky never made them. And no one sang happy birthday to me even once today.

I tried to burn one piece to Dvd. It didn't work, so that ended that attempt at fun.

Anyways, we got to dying my hair and Becky then says that she's bleaching my hair to make it take the dye work better. I think that's stupid, but she's dyed her hair a lot and has already started. Surely she knows what she's doing.

She betrayed the trust I give to VERY few people.

Bleach does not help you dye your hair. In fact it destroys the dye if you try to mix them. Which we did. So now I have blond hair, and everyone tells me I look like I'm trying to be just like every other idiot who bleachs their hair. Not only that, but I find that Bleach kills brain cells. Thank you so much Becky. The LAST thing I needed help with on my birthday was killing brain cells and making myself stupider, even if it was only a little.

The only plus side to that is Mark, who I was having fun with as my hair was being bleached. He made it so I could ignore the burning pain my head was experiencing! That was the first plus side to today.

Things looked up again after I got my car back. I went home, got online, talked to people I know and had fun. Rinsed out my hair, took a bath. This was the second good time.

And then I left to go back to Becky's. There, I talk on the phone with Mom who was not pleased I had dyed my hair. She asks me if I feed fishy once since she was gone since last week.

I didn't have a car. I had told her to tell Becky to do it because Becky has a car.

Therefore, 'Fishy' is probably dead. And they're going to blame me.

Becky then fell asleep while I was trying to watch a movie with her. Ending what was left of the party of my birthday.

I called Mimi at one point. That was the third thing.

Everything I attempted to do for myself today has ended miserablly.

Today, I have cried for the first time for myself, something I never do. I cried. On my birthday. For myself.


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10:06 pm
Worst. Birthday. I. Have. Ever. Had.

I'll go into detail tomorrow. I'm going to try to salvage the rest of the day if I can.

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Monday, July 24th, 2006
2:06 pm
I turn 22 tomorrow, and I could think of no better way to spend my time, than to watch a cartoon from my childhood called "Cartoon allstars to the rescue".

I've actually searced for it before, but it wasn't until late last night that I found it on a site that was pointing out all the things that were wrong with the cartoon. http://jnvreno.blogspot.com/

Even with the fact that I agree that he's right about it being inaccurate, I still found it enjoyable. Childhood nastalgia is an increbible thing.


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Saturday, July 22nd, 2006
6:37 pm
Rollerbladding accident.

I was going to rollerblade the rest of the way to school when the bus left me, (even though I was right there), and I went down an incline. I wasn't ready for the incline's great effect on my roller blades. It was early in the morning. So I go down the incline and slip. I fall onto my side skinning my leg, my arm, my side, and my arm is above my head so I pull that, and now I've sprained my arm. This was all yesterday. And I was just getting good at rollerbladding again. And I was also just about to get my car back. And it's my birthday on the 25th. Wow.

God must have been looking on me down from heaven and said in his gnomish voice

"I think this will be funny!"

Mom and Dad have finally moved into their new house. And on the same day that my roommate is moving into a trailor park. Wow. I'm in a good mood. Despite the pain, which is dulled do to doctor proscribed Ibuprofin! Yeay!

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Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
2:03 pm

A favorite web comic of mine. And though the main character doesn't like Dragon Lance, I adored it. And I was glad to hear it's becoming a movie.

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Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
11:02 pm
<td align="center"> Neal Michael Barbato --

A hard-core grave robber

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

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Saturday, July 8th, 2006
6:14 pm - The Adventures of Brilliant Pirate Captain Gnomey. The web site.

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Friday, June 30th, 2006
10:10 am
Because of the fourth of July weekend and everything, my car won't be fixed till sometime around Monday of not next week but next! Oh joy!

Oh well. Anyways, it's getting easier and easier to rollerblade whereever I want. But it was a really bad idea to roller blade to school, then after school to work, then to Becky's and then to Mike's rather than straight home after school which was at noon yesterday. That wasn't very bright of me.

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Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
9:12 am
Since Superman is about to come out, or has come out, or whatever, I feel obliged to point out that:

Superman is a dick: www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

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Monday, June 26th, 2006
1:59 pm
Well, Dad helped me a lot the past few days. First off, I now have the bookshelves that Honey Lash gave me, so my room actually has walking space for the first time since...ever. Dad also paid my food for the next few days.

Also, Dad's fixing my car's shocks. Problem. He brought it to Kenny's. I NEVER wanted to go back to them. They broke my air conditioner on purpose to 'fix' my transmision. Then they wanted money to fix something they broke intentionally. They even admitted they broke it intentionally. They use your car to do their errands, especially if you have a full tank of gas. And now they say both of my shocks are broken even though there is a problem on only one side, and that each shock is $530. Bullshit. They're just trying to cheat Dad, again. I don't think both shocks are broken at all. That's bullshit. And if the second is broken now, it'd only be because they intentionally broke it themselves to make it more believable. Lyle, Becky, never ever agree to go to Kenny's. Even if Dad is paying. Ever.

Also Dad came up here carrying the book cases, and now he's complained to the front about Don (my roommate) for the hole in the wall that he made, the trash they leave out, and we've also pointed out that 5 people rather than 4 people live here since his girlfriend lives here, he also pointed out the crack pipe that Don had just left lying out.

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9:31 am
My car should be fixed soon, school is paid for, I have food, I'm getting my book shelves, so my room will be clean for the first time since I've been here. I'm doing well in my classes. The only draw back is that I might need a second job to get through the summer. July and August are apparently our equivalent to dead times when nothing is going on.

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